blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

this is math.



lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 



castielspaintedwings:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

Oh ym GOD bioticbear thi sleaf bug is DANCING



 get to know me meme: seven actresses ♦ anna kendrick

↳ “My anxiety over misreading that handshake-or-hug moment takes up way too much space in my brain.”



exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life



heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life





sherlockspeare:

dreamsisfreedom:

cumber-bitches:

a-paradox-of-feels:

tip-toeing-through-the-tardis:

sherlockspeare:

When Sherlock comes back.

Still hoping

to be fair this was basically canon

Just add a sharpie stache

D:D.dd.D.d.d:dd.D.dddDD

Let’s add a sharpie stache and glasses

image



ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit

ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit



ask-oockillian:

When people say that Hook should tell Emma who Milah is, I point them to this scene. He did tell her. She understood.