So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
this is math.
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
Oh ym GOD bioticbear thi sleaf bug is DANCING
get to know me meme: seven actresses ♦ anna kendrick
↳ “My anxiety over misreading that handshake-or-hug moment takes up way too much space in my brain.”
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
When Sherlock comes back.
to be fair this was basically canon
Just add a sharpie stache
Let’s add a sharpie stache and glasses
my babies are big, strong
THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES
The wonders of adoption